I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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