Little spoons don't ask big questions
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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