You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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