All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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