he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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