I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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