I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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