Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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