If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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