i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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