I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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