piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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