I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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