That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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