My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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