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  • 91 36
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 10, 11 at 12:26pm
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    And risk getting bit off or a ball twist? So basically, he's an idiot.

  • 66 34
    Submitted by mthib on Nov 10, 11 at 1:27pm
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    I'd bite his mushroom right off, that's just plain ungrateful

  • 54 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 10, 11 at 5:44pm
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    wow that would take effort...when I try to piss with morning wood its like one of Hercules's trials

  • 55 39
    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Nov 10, 11 at 12:10pm
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    @itsmash. I piss with a full on boner every day when I wake up. Don't act like it can't happen.

  • 52 34
    Submitted by shaveydavey on Nov 10, 11 at 11:58am
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    Lovely way to rep 916! Sac ;)

  • 50 39
    Submitted by gravesderek22 on Nov 10, 11 at 11:12am
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    Or shit on ur chest when u pass out

  • 45 44
    Submitted by ltsmash on Nov 10, 11 at 11:56am
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    dont blow him when hes soft and youll be fine

  • 29 18
    Submitted by sweettits88 on Nov 16, 11 at 1:13am
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    And u must be the type of girl/dude to let him right?!

  • 34 30
    Submitted by SDBear2011 on Nov 10, 11 at 6:47pm
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    Ewww!

  • 34 40
    Submitted by ltsmash on Nov 10, 11 at 12:48pm
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    get your prostate checked then.

  • 23 28
    Submitted by gphilz on Nov 26, 11 at 1:42am
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    U probably shouldn't be suckin a limp dick

  • 26 39
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 11, 11 at 3:19am
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    Um... Really TMI and foul.