Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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