Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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