i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i out mim tonsoeep
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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