She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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