Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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