Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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