i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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