TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Randomize