Apparently you make a good broom.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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