So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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