you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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