In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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