This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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