why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When did angry sex become our thing?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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