Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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