i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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