would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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