either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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