Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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