Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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