I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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