she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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