some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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