Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wish my penis had a tongue
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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