I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
its liver damage thursday
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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