Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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