ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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