I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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