There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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