That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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