honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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