after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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