So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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