Got a toothbrush?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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