So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I touched a dick in church today
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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