i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Never underestimate the power of titties
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